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Monday 15 September, 02003

Inside me

by Matthew Bartlett @ 8:39 am

Last night i dreamt that i became a bear. It happened all of a sudden. My friends (my family didn’t feature in the dream) still recognised me, and tried to deal with the change as best they could. At first i could still talk roughly, and communicate by writing. My talking became increasingly hard for them to understand, and i quickly became too clumsy to write legibly. My friends didn’t seem to be making much effort to understand me. I wanted desperately to be a man again. Everyone lost patience with me (I remember Mrs Steenhof was more compassionate than most), and i slunk away into the bush to live a normal unhappy bear-life.

There was more, but i can’t recall it. I woke feeling lonely and disconsolate. It has been quite a few months since i read or thought about Kafka’s Metamorphosis, but the connexion is unmistakeable.

I went to sleep again and dreamt twice more. One featured a wee baby boy (mine) and a church service with elaborate and beautiful music coordinated by Ben Hoyt. The other got kinda dirty.

13 responses to “Inside me”

  1. thats rediculously kafka, i thought that from the first sentence

  2. Awesome man. What a rad dream. I’m sure you felt lonely at the time, but you have to admit the humorous side too. I wish I had the money to turn it into a movie.

  3. matt says:

    i authorise you to turn it into a movie :)

  4. matt says:

    o, and richdog gives you “mad porps” for all those history notes.
    parp!

  5. AHV says:

    I think Ben would be a wonderful ‘aestetic high priest’

  6. matt says:

    and probably quite a good aesthetic one too

  7. dan says:

    A few weeks back I had a dream that Michelle and I had a baby girl. I remember crying with happiness as I held her for the first time.
    The emotions from the dream are so strong that thinking about the dream even now brings tears to my eyes, and I am filled with immense joy.

  8. matt says:

    it’s a sign – have lots of babies immediately

  9. dan says:

    Is that what you’re going to do?

  10. matt says:

    if i can find a girl who’s keen for it

  11. holtslag says:

    trust me, all girls are keen for it.

  12. Malthuis says:

    Hah
    Five raw facial slap marks testify differently,
    They are, as always,
    Elusive prey.

  13. Haha to you all. Richard gave me “porps.” Hoorah!

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