Skiing is abonimable. Inevitably you drive there in a car which separates you from creation for four hours. Then when you get there you sit on skis all day which separate you from the snow. You carve up the snow and turn the mountain into a mess. Your time would be much better spent planting trees as you walk to the mountain where you should roll in the snow dressed in a grass skirt so you can really experience nature.
Skiing is abonimable. Inevitably you drive there in a car which separates you from creation for four hours. Then when you get there you sit on skis all day which separate you from the snow. You carve up the snow and turn the mountain into a mess. Your time would be much better spent planting trees as you walk to the mountain where you should roll in the snow dressed in a grass skirt so you can really experience nature.
Oh Matthew of Great Patience
Uhhh Earth to Tim – grass skirts are separators with a capital S.
whats wrong with a element of separatedness, anyway? You’d choke if you were immersed in everything all at once.
Besides, think of all the mana and taniwha and whakapapa matt will be destroying by carving up the slopes
we should go up to the snow with the youth group, y’all. Plus, I got my grandparents car to use. It’s fast and cool, surprisingly!
nice p kate
I’m pretty sure there is some arctic fauna that could be planted up there.
Tim, there’s a mockers’ seat just here if you want one.
No! That would seperate me from the ground!
*separate. I should probably spell correctly if I’m going to be a smart arse.
Matt the patient one??? Is polemic and rhetoric only permitted by one’s allies? Is this yet another irregular verb?
I use rhetoric,
You are a polemicist
He is a mocker???
Sauce for geese etc
Tim, abominable spelling or abonimable sarcasm???
Both
Hey I was mocking too. If Tim gets a mocker’s seat, then I want one too.
your turn son
i heard that matt fell over in the snow and was covered from head to toe in the stuff and people thought he was an ‘abominable snowman’.
anyways, that’s what I heard. Was thinking of telling presbytery.