{"id":264,"date":"2004-03-12T10:07:10","date_gmt":"2004-03-11T22:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=264"},"modified":"2004-12-08T22:01:42","modified_gmt":"2004-12-08T10:01:42","slug":"ugly-koozer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/archives\/264","title":{"rendered":"Ugly koozer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to the Law School Jazz Shindig yesternight. My friends wore fake moustaches. I shaved off my beard to reveal the awexome spectacle you see before you. Actually it looks a lot cooler (though still pretty whackdaddy) in real life than it does on the scanner, as I have balancing sideburns and a winning smile.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid gray\" src=\"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/photos\/moustachiooeod.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Though it took a little while to get going, and faded into aimless wandering after leaving the shindig proper, it was a standout evening. I met lots of nice girls who gave me their numbers and caught up with some people I haven&#8217;t seen for a while. The band (Shaken Not Stirred (or something)) was grand and made good dancingtimes. I wasn&#8217;t drinking but got all hyper after looking in the mirror and seeing that beautiful mo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to the Law School Jazz Shindig yesternight. My friends wore fake moustaches. I shaved off my beard to reveal the awexome spectacle you see before you. Actually it looks a lot cooler (though still pretty whackdaddy) in real life than it does on the scanner, as I have balancing sideburns and a winning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-photo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}