{"id":50,"date":"2003-09-02T15:58:03","date_gmt":"2003-09-02T03:58:03","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=50"},"modified":"2003-09-02T15:58:03","modified_gmt":"2003-09-02T03:58:03","slug":"smooth-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/archives\/50","title":{"rendered":"Smooth, man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I invented a new smoothie recipe this afternoon:<\/p>\n<p>one pear<br \/>\n2 tbsp pineapple juice<br \/>\n2 tbsp aged cheese<br \/>\none piece of bread<br \/>\none marinated sun-dried tomato<br \/>\none cracker (french onion)<\/p>\n<p>Basically you just wash the pear, cut it in quarters, get rid of the yucky bits and blend everything on high for a few minutes. I had a couple of spoonsful before i chucked the rest out, and it tasted and looked pretty gross. I think i&#8217;ve discovered the limits of smoothie kwazeen. I really wish i hadn&#8217;t wasted that sundried tomato, i love those things. Science, i guess. <\/p>\n<p>If you enjoyed this smoothie story, <a title=\"get rid of the NOSPAM, otay?\" href=\"mailto:mhjb@NOSPAM.hotmail.com\">contact me<\/a> for an adults-only version!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wellington chums:<\/strong> come to Beats &#038; Bubbles at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bodega.co.nz\/\">Bodega<\/a> tonight at 10ish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I invented a new smoothie recipe this afternoon: one pear 2 tbsp pineapple juice 2 tbsp aged cheese one piece of bread one marinated sun-dried tomato one cracker (french onion) Basically you just wash the pear, cut it in quarters, get rid of the yucky bits and blend everything on high for a few minutes. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mhjb.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}