Overheard in my favourite internet ‘cafe’: <\/p>\n
\nOMG! They’ve got one, two, three, four seige cannons!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
They also have this no smoking sign on the toilet door with “offenders will be trespassed” written on it that never fails to cheer me up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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