Matthew Henry John Bartlett

Yes, our house is looking for a housemate again. Yes, one of our flatmates might fall in love with you, and then you’ll have to move out. By why not give a go anywho? The One beckons. dadadadadaaaa! Kathy says that “love” has made Matt “soft in the head”.

Oioops, it’s time for some verbiage, this poor neglected telecommunion methodologically impure mechanism of pseudo-spewdo connexion?? Hale me hearties, I’m channelling Dick Cheney on yo ass! Couldn’t be angrier, more rhetorical, more rhegular (two times a day, most days, daies). I’m a one-man war or terrier! The only thing it’s more scared of than my guns (left and right) is, … – … FREEDOM!! Two exclamation marks, right upside the head.