Ugly koozer
We went to the Law School Jazz Shindig yesternight. My friends wore fake moustaches. I shaved off my beard to reveal the awexome spectacle you see before you. Actually it looks a lot cooler (though still pretty whackdaddy) in real life than it does on the scanner, as I have balancing sideburns and a winning smile.
Though it took a little while to get going, and faded into aimless wandering after leaving the shindig proper, it was a standout evening. I met lots of nice girls who gave me their numbers and caught up with some people I haven’t seen for a while. The band (Shaken Not Stirred (or something)) was grand and made good dancingtimes. I wasn’t drinking but got all hyper after looking in the mirror and seeing that beautiful mo.
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and who wouldn’t get hyper at such a sight? your mo is mo’-liscious
when you shaved off your beard, did you find dead animals in your skin? I had that once. I shaved my beard and found a mole.
It’s charming:) What’s a “koozer?”
David: no.
Janice: Unadjectified it can be used in place of ‘foolish fellow’, but you can also have a ‘good koozer’. I have a feeling my spelling is not canonical.
scanner images are cool, since they’re 2D+the4thD (sorry 3D, you get left out here).
You should turn your head 90degrees, and look left, and then as the scanner passes over your nose, look right and your eyes will appear all out of sync, or skew-whiff, if you please.
Very cool. I predict mo’s to be the new ‘listening to 80s music.’