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Monday 25 August, 02003

by Matthew Bartlett @ 8:52 am

Samurai Barber poems [verb] about food
(we) Christians are so silly

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  1. holtslag says:

    you are right, us Christian’s sure can be silly. Hopefully, the Lord will use this stick (however crooked it is) to still bring some silly lost hearts to acknowledge him as Lord of all.

  2. dan says:

    indeed – as one body of believers in Christ, we need to reach out to silly individuals. I think I’m saying something here… …dunno.

  3. richie says:

    classical! that is wicked hilarious! and i agree with david

  4. Here is how the Personal Promise Bible will read with your name:

    Even when uranus was dead in trespasses, God made uranus alive together with Christ (by grace uranus has been saved), and raised uranus up with Him and made uranus to sit with Him in heavenly places in Christ Jesus. (Eph. 2:5-6)

    I’ve been a christian for 17 years, damned near read the entire Bible and not once have I ever come across mentioning of the word ‘anus’ yet… thanks so much Personal Promise Bible, you make me want to convert to Sillyism.

  5. dan says:

    Even when the neighbour’s cat was dead in trespasses, God made the neighbour’s cat alive together with Christ (by grace the neighbour’s cat has been saved), and raised the neighbour’s cat up with Him and made the neighbour’s cat to sit with Him in heavenly places in Christ Jesus. (Eph. 2:5-6)

    Blasphemy indeed…

  6. matt says:

    Even when a group of people living thousands of years ago were dead in trespasses, God made a group of people living thousands of years ago alive together with Christ (by grace a group of people living thousands of years ago have been saved), and raised a group of people living thousands of years ago up with Him and made a group of people living thousands of years ago to sit with Him in heavenly places in Christ Jesus. (Eph. 2:5-6)

  7. Who would’ve though Ephesians had so many meanings and interpretaions? Its comments on ‘Satan,’ ‘Marilyn Manson,’ ‘The Enormously Flatulent Zebra,’ and ‘The’ alone are worth the purchase of this great book. Matt, you’re a legend for hosting such a link: my whole family’s having a lot of good times over it.

  8. dan says:

    Even when a 1973 Porsche 911 RS 2.7 Lightweight was dead in trespasses, God made a 1973 Porsche 911 RS 2.7 Lightweight alive together with Christ (by grace a 1973 Porsche 911 RS 2.7 Lightweight has been saved), and raised a 1973 Porsche 911 RS 2.7 Lightweight up with Him and made a 1973 Porsche 911 RS 2.7 Lightweight to sit with Him in heavenly places in Christ Jesus.

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