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Monday 20 September, 02004

Church rugby

by Tim @ 4:48 pm

A combined Reformed Church rugby team will be tackling (excuse the pun/cliche) a team from The Street this Saturday (25 September) at 12:30pm at Evans Bay Park. Come one, come all! Scream, shout, or nervously chew your nails as these two denominations battle it out for the title of Top Denomination in Wellington (well, not really…in fact I think The Street is non-denominational). Inter Reformed Church quarrels will be laid aside. Rugby will act as the glue of love that binds our churches together. Players from Wellington will reach between the legs of Silverstream members in a scrum of unity. South African shorts will be lovingly grasped by Dutch hands. Canadians will also take part in some sort of powerful metaphor. Various other forms of symbolism will be bandied about. Bring a handkerchief folks, this one’s gonna be a tear jerker.

Warmest regards,
Captain T J Sterne

4 responses to “Church rugby”

  1. david says:

    oh the tears, the tears…

  2. jono says:

    common dave you woosey. how bout you put your body where your mouth is

  3. Tim says:

    Yeh dave you big girl’s blouse.

  4. ange says:

    i think you should think very carefully before suggesting that your beloved friend
    and my darling husband should take part in this game, i believe he is laking in stature
    and agility and will make a (let me say) poor show of a rugby player, You should as friends
    save him from this humiliation and leave the threads of masculinity he posseses intacked.

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